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Nostalgia
Long complicated story, but I’m in the process of moving back in with my mom. I’m trying to clean out my old room and get some things moved into it, and I’m overwhelmed with the random shit my mom has kept and/or stored in my room since I moved out almost nine years ago.
- Toilet Paper
- Ironing board and iron
- her plant collection (all in various stages of dying)
- ballet slippers (last used when I was 15)
- a 2003 calendar
- size 8 swimsuits (from when I was 11)
- Strawberry Shortcake portable record player (from when I was 4)
I’ve got no idea, guys. No. Idea.
I interrupt your regularly scheduled tumbln to tell you all that Gareth David-LLoyd has the most adorable nose in existence. You may now return to your tumblr experience.
And the largest forehead in existence
What do you do when…
the person you should want to spend time with you can’t stand to be around and a person who should mean nothing to you is who you look forward to seeing every day?
Questions That Need Answering
- What’s more important right this second: coffee or a shower?
- Do I care enough to actually put effort into what I wear to work tonight?
- What’s for breakfast?
- Are people going to still be feeling the effect of the full moon? That is: should I be prepared to put up with crazies and douchebags all night long?
- Should I take something to do just in case we’re slow as hell or should I grin and bear it and actually talk to my coworkers?
- What’s the air-speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?
Actually I did. That’s what working in the funeral business for almost two and a half years does for you. You can also make arrangements to have your ashes put into a container that serves as a building bed for a natural coral reef in the ocean. There’s all sorts of ways to have a green burial - both full body and cremation. Just Google it to find out what’s available in your area.
Matt Smith at the London Evening Standard British Film Awards 2012 - February 6th, 2012
PINK SOCKS. POLKA DOTS.
fucknoiantosforehead: Matt Smith. Business up top. Party in the shoes.
fucknoiantosforehead: He’s like the refined version of the mullet
anonfriend: LOL oh Matt
anonfriend: your terrible outfits bring me happiness
fucknoiantosforehead: Because he manages to bring the sexy to not matching
fucknoiantosforehead: how is that humanly possible?
fucknoiantosforehead: it isn’t.
fucknoiantosforehead: Matt Smith is God
fucknoiantosforehead: Your arguments are invalid
(Source: karengillanlover)
Jilly Kitzinger
Possibly one of the most underrated Torchwood characters of all time.
(406): I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like “We’re both fucked up and it works.”
After hours of being white and nerdy…
my tumblr redesign is complete. Thanks to the stylish add-on I have a newly designed dash:
I also have a new theme.
Yes, my description just says “Blarg.” That’s universal me speak for “I have no idea WTF to type here but I plan to put something amazingly clever and profound here later. What? Don’t look at me that way.”
That awkward moment when…
you see you have e-mail in your mail box and you get excited thinking “someone’s reblogged me!” or “I’ve gotten a comment on an entry” or “ohemgee I’m internet famous!” and it’s some stupid message from a spambot and/or a newsletter you never signed up for from a website you never use.
